On the 18th of April 2oo8 somewhere in the evening...

I was talking to Jhia Hsin on MSN, and then Jade took over for awhile, as she sometimes does.
I was playing poker (I think) so I was replying slow.
So she just kept typing and typing and typing.....

And thus I present to you; Jade On A Rampage.

jH says (4:41 PM):
hahahahhahhaa

jH says (4:42 PM):
eh i think must change da lyrics to we are all impotent

jH says (4:42 PM):
btw its hao peng you again not jade

jH says (4:42 PM):
ahhaha

jH says (4:44 PM):
alot of my guy friends are getting cuter

jH says (4:44 PM):
let me see

jH says (4:44 PM):
there's josh , jason, desmond, hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah

jH says (4:44 PM):
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

jH says (4:44 PM):
im hao [eng you btw cause im gay

b l i n d e d b y t h e l i g h t * f o x y | Lim Hwee Ching says (4:50 PM):
hah?

jH says (4:51 PM):
hahahah tam jhia hsin is gay

jH says (4:51 PM):
and he has a pretty sister who's demanding a very very big 18th bday present

jH says (4:51 PM):
ad he has to buy it

jH says (4:51 PM):
wtv i choose

jH says (4:52 PM):
i have 4 assessments next week so im currently going abit crazy

jH says (4:52 PM):
plus

jH says (4:52 PM):
yesterday was parent teacher interviews and i feel like killing my maths teacher
cause he's a loser

jH says (4:53 PM):
you can replace that with a more vulgar word but lets try to be more ladylike

jH says (4:53 PM):
other than that

jH says (4:53 PM):
josh is in most of my classes and shares a locker with me so thian hong thinks he likes me cause he offers to take my books and he spent my bday with me after school

jH says (4:53 PM):
ahahhaha

jH says (4:54 PM):
i dont like him btw but he is very nice and smart and tall

jH says (4:55 PM):
i miss doing stupid things because my daily life can be summed up in 3 words - sleep, study, eat

jH says (4:55 PM):
im going to cut my hair tomorrow

jH says (4:55 PM):
its a new hairdresser so i hope they make me look nice or else.. they'll find their salon burnt to crisps the next day

jH says (4:56 PM):
im struggling in school in certain subjects .. what's new right...

jH says (4:56 PM):
but suprisingly .. i dont give a rats ass.. well i do .. but i'm quite calm about it

jH says (4:57 PM):
and oh yea i did your personality test thing and apparently im an ESP

jH says (4:57 PM):
or was it estp

jH says (4:57 PM):
wtv that is

jH says (4:57 PM):
you look skinny in that picture

jH says (4:57 PM):
im gonna keep typing until you reply

jH says (4:57 PM):
i dont know when you are

jH says (4:57 PM):
but who cares

jH says (4:57 PM):
havent been on msn for weeks

jH says (4:57 PM):
or on the computer

jH says (4:58 PM):
partly cause there's nth to do on the computer ‘cept watch porn

jH says (4:58 PM):
but i dont watch porn so cant do that

jH says (4:58 PM):
ive not been able to sleep these past few days so i currently look like some cute panda

jH says (4:59 PM):
hahah that doesnt sound too bad

jH says (4:59 PM):
but my eyes are like '' puffy and red'' .. yea.. looks cute

jH says (4:59 PM):
anywhooooooo

jH says (5:00 PM):
i am going to burn all my books at the end of the year.... ive been thinking about it for ages but i think i'll just sell them and get some of my money back

jH says (5:00 PM):
i have no money now... year 12 students can go out of school to eat lunch this year so i go out everyday

jH says (5:00 PM):
try calculating 10 bucks per day every school day

jH says (5:00 PM):
that's 200 bucks a month

jH says (5:00 PM):
bloody hell...

jH says (5:00 PM):
have to stop ..

jH says (5:01 PM):
ooohhh and i lost some more weight

jH says (5:01 PM):
which is good news

jH says (5:01 PM):
and and and

jH says (5:01 PM):
i love my friends

jH says (5:01 PM):
my family ...

jH says (5:02 PM):
and you

jH says (5:02 PM):
and i love malaysia

jH says (5:02 PM):
i love brunetti's cakes

jH says (5:02 PM):
they are soooo gooooddd

jH says (5:02 PM):
if you ever come here ... i'll bet you'll live in that store

jH says (5:03 PM):
i love going to school... i know this contradicts with all of the above but what the hell .. you're talking to me ... so what do you expect

jH says (5:08 PM):
i wanna swim in the clouds

jH says (5:08 PM):
sounds like fun

jH says (5:08 PM):
bet its comfy up there.

jH says (5:09 PM):
i'll swim naked and if i see ppl looking , i'll use the little clouds to cover my boobies

jH says (5:09 PM):
hahahahhahahah

I removed some parts which are considered quite personal haha.
But yes... that was Jade on a rampage.

My favourite is the last part: "I'll swim naked and if I see people looking, I'll use the little clouds to cover my boobies"

I forgot to ask her what about her vajayjay? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA



I love you lah bitch.