AAAHHHH SHOOT ME PLS

What a freaking unproductive day. I want to kill myself aaahhhhhhhh

I PROMISE I WILL BE LESS OF A PROCRASTINATOR AND MORE OF A HARD WORKER TOMORROW IF NOT I WILL STARVE MYSELF!


No wait, starving myself isn't good enough cos then I'll be slim and that isn't exactly a punishment so umm...


I PROMISE I WILL BE LESS OF A PROCRASTINATOR AND MORE OF A HARD WORKER FOR IF NOT I WILL BE CURSED TO... I can't think of anything. =.=


Suggestions please?