The anger in my chest is threatening to engulf me in flames

I swear to God, HE IS INSUFFERABLE.
My Dad, not God.

He dares to give me his crap when I didn't mean to let him know so late!
And while I was trying to explain to him, he starts saying things like, "My time is very precious you know!" and then he fucking put the phone down on me.
HE PUT THE PHONE DOWN ON ME.

And what precious time? HE JUST WANTS TO WATCH HIS FUCKING TV.
ARRGHHSDLFKDZM ;SDFHKDZFNVLDZKFGLGDFK MAAHAAAI KNNCCBMCHCNN I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF.

So when I reached the door, he still looked pissed and asked me in a gruff tone when did I hear abt it, and I answered that when I was abt to call him he called me first.
Then continued my explanation from before he put the phone down on me in an equally gruff manner.

Then because he can't let his anger out at me, he calls my mother to let it out on her.
From what my mom said to me I'm guessing he told her that I showed him my sour face when I came back.
MY GOD, HE HAD THE CHEEK TO SAY THAT WHEN HE DID IT TO ME FIRST?
Well Dad, I was just giving you a taste of your own medicine.
I am my father's daughter, which means I DON'T GET STEPPED ON AND I DON'T ACCEPT SHIT THROWN AT ME WITHOUT GIVING IT BACK.
OPEN YOUR EYES, YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC OLD MAN!

He doesn't like sending me around, because it intervenes with his tv time.
He watches TV 60 percent of the fucking day.


Well Dad, here's what I have to say to you.

You don't like sending me around? TOO FUCKING BAD.
YOU AND MUMMY WOULDN'T GIVE ME MY LICENSE, SO YOU HAVE TO BARE WITH IT.
YOU ARE ALWAYS THE ONE WITH THE MOST TIME, SO YOU HAVE TO BARE WITH IT.
AND YOU ARE THE ONE WHO FUCKING BROUGHT ME INTO THIS WORLD AND SO, YOU. HAVE. TO . BARE. WITH. IT.
Even if it means missing out on a little of your tv time, or your golf time.
You do too much of both anyway.
No, he won't miss out on his tv time, he has the fucking astro max which enables him to record his programmes, AND YET, he refuses to DO HIS DUTY.
The reason why I ask him to send me instead of getting my transport lady to do it is so we can save on a bit of money. AND HE GIVES ME THIS CRAP.
WELL HE CAN HAVE IT BACK.

HEY ASSHOLE, you always told me that people don't like going to work, but they have to anyway.
SIMILAR SITUATION, EINSTEIN.
YOU DON'T LIKE SENDING ME AROUND? BUT YOU HAVE TO ANYWAY.

Bloody self centered petulant child.


Haha I'm writing it here cos obviously I can't say it to his face.
I would, but then I'd kill him because his heart can't take it.
And I can't have that on my conscience.

I am so angry my blood is rushing to my head and making my eyes bloodshot.
Kinda like him right now downstairs ha ha ha...

I swear if he brings this up again I am going to give it to him.
Children need to be taught.